Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

JACK: I’m not flirting with a guy, okay? I don’t care if they give your brother the chair.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

TOPANGA: I have a weird middle name.

JACK: Your first name’s Topanga.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

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RACHEL: Oh, so you take your middle name and you put it with the street that you live on.

JACK: And that’s your soap opera name?

RACHEL: Yeah. Like mine is Kimberly Beaumont.

ERIC: Jonathan Cumberland.

JACK: Eric, your middle name is Randall.

ERIC: Tony Randall. The Odd Couple!

JACK: Don’t you listen to the rules?

ERIC: Who is Tony Randall?

JACK: Right, you win.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

ERIC: I’m telling you, if there’s one thing I know it’s people, okay? I’ve lived among them. It’s like a fifth sense.

JACK: You mean sixth sense?

ERIC: No dude, that’s smell. You got to be lucky to get that.

Season 5: Last Tango in Philly

Season 5: Last Tango in Philly

Season 5: The Eskimo

Season 5: The Eskimo

Season 5: The Eskimo

Season 5: The Eskimo

I couldn’t resist taking this one out of context.

Season 6: We’ll Have A Good Time Then

Season 6: We’ll Have A Good Time Then

Season 6: Poetic License (An Ode to Holden Caulfield)

Season 6: Poetic License (An Ode to Holden Caulfield)

Season 6: His Answer [REPOST]