Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

MR. FEENY: That’s right, scurry off to your mundane little lives.

Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

CORY: Shawn, you can’t let me go to sleep. Shawn?

SHAWN: *sleeps*

Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

CORY: Oh, I’m not mad at you. Not you. Not Shawnie Shawn!

Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

SHAWN: I turn off the lights, and I hear him moving around in the dark like a rat. I wake up the next morning, my closets are reorganised, my shorts are ironed, and my hair’s been moussed.

Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

ERIC: Please! Someone take pity upon my wretched soul!

Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

ERIC: Aw, you’re not my warrior princess, you’re my mommy.

Season 6: The Psychotic Episode

SHAWN: Now, does anyone in the audience happen to have a piece of magic rope?

CORY: *holds up magic rope*

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

MR. FEENY: Is it okay if I rip off your head and roll it down the hallway?

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

JACK: I’m not flirting with a guy, okay? I don’t care if they give your brother the chair.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

TOPANGA: I have a weird middle name.

JACK: Your first name’s Topanga.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

SHAWN: My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.

ANGELA: Well, mine is Shanaynay Martin Luther King Boulevard.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

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RACHEL: Oh, so you take your middle name and you put it with the street that you live on.

JACK: And that’s your soap opera name?

RACHEL: Yeah. Like mine is Kimberly Beaumont.

ERIC: Jonathan Cumberland.

JACK: Eric, your middle name is Randall.

ERIC: Tony Randall. The Odd Couple!

JACK: Don’t you listen to the rules?

ERIC: Who is Tony Randall?

JACK: Right, you win.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

ERIC: I’m telling you, if there’s one thing I know it’s people, okay? I’ve lived among them. It’s like a fifth sense.

JACK: You mean sixth sense?

ERIC: No dude, that’s smell. You got to be lucky to get that.

Season 6: Everybody Loves Stuart

Sorry for the delay with these. There was a death in the family.